Posted 1 day ago

riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

Curly braces.

(Source: greatjaggi)

Posted 1 day ago

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

ohheyyyitsanal:

spoken-not-written:

awwww-cute:

I let a sloth take a selfie on my phone in the amazon.

a sloth is more photogenic than me i think this is it this is the end

I’m crying. It’s so beautiful

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Janelle Monáe visits Sesame Street

(Source: jessicaisgray)

Posted 4 days ago

i-dont-need-feminism:

lamefuckboy:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN

O M F G

OMFG

Posted 4 days ago

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

http://lucrezianoin.tumblr.com/post/95820720710/thelucideffect-things-i-liked-about-deep

amazebob:

thelucideffect:

Things I liked about Deep Breath:

  1. The acting.

Things I disliked about Deep Breath:

  1. Why does the dinosaur not die by exposure to space/the vortex ala like Jack did in Utopia?
  2. Sexualisation of a dinosaur.
  3. Non-descript item that we’ve never seen before and will…

The emotional blackmailing was the final nail in the coffin. She’s got vastra giving her hassle for being vein, she’s got the doctor seemly forgetting his moral code and abandoning her. Several times. The name calling and people forgetting all she has done for him. She was well within her right to wash her hands of him. I wanted her to bail. Not because I don’t like her, but because I do. If I had a friend in a relationship like this I would want them to get out. Cue the blackmail.

Also, everything was recycled. There wasn’t a single new idea in the episode.

Re-used things:

Victorian London (yawn)

Vastra and Jenny. (I like them, but the show takes place in ALL OF TIME AND SPACE, come on. Make new friends)

Dinosaurs (and them being killed for no reason [dinosaurs on a spaceship])

Clockwork robots. (Brilliant in the girl in the fireplace, now ruined)

Harvesting of body parts. (Girl in the fireplace, the doctors wife)

Hot air balloon. With no particular purpose (the next doctor)

Things clinging to the tardis (jack, and Clara have done this previously)

Feel free to add anything I missed.

For a ‘new’ season opener, not very new.